October 27, 2020

Top Ten Reasons I Don’t Have a Podcast

  1. I’m making reading sexy
  2. I have a voice for mime
  3. It would interfere with napping
  4. TED used up all the ideas
  5. There is no return-on-investment
  6. I waste all of my time on Twitter
  7. Circus monkeys at least get a banana and no one expects them to build the tent
  8. The Deep State
  9. My iPod broke
  10. The world needs fewer monologues and more dialogue