{"id":104,"date":"2008-02-18T00:27:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T05:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/stager.tv\/?p=104"},"modified":"2020-07-25T19:05:53","modified_gmt":"2020-07-26T00:05:53","slug":"hey-apple-sell-the-damn-iphones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stager.tv\/?p=104","title":{"rendered":"Hey Apple, Sell the Damn iPhones!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(2\/17\/08 Apple Reality Distortion Field)<\/p>\n<p>I just walked 20 blocks in the rain to the flagship Apple Store on 5th Avenue in NY. I wanted to buy the new Aperture 2. I&#8217;ve surrendered a couple of hundred thousand of digital photos to Aperture and the new version promises to be at last usable. The speed of the previous version is excruciating.<\/p>\n<p>As a big Apple fan and stockholder, I was thrilled to see the store packed with customers on a rainy Sunday evening at 11:30 PM. There is a $99 upgrade path to Aperture 2, but not from education\/academic versions. So, I&#8217;m out of luck, but at least I can save $20 off the retail version as an educator, right? <\/p>\n<p>OF COURSE NOT. &#8220;You can&#8217;t get the Apple academic discount in the Apple store. Why not order the software online and wait for it to arrive?&#8221; asked the store employee. I figured that if I walked back to my hotel, I would make up for the price differential and surrendered more money to the Apple Gods.<\/p>\n<p>As I went to pay I noticed customers on either side of me purchasing five iPhones each. &#8220;Woo hoo! Perhaps my stock will rebound,&#8221; I thought to myself.<\/p>\n<p>Not so fast, the clerk swiped the credit card of the customer to my right, read the display and exclaimed, &#8220;You&#8217;ve already bought five iPhones! Her arms scooped up the product he was trying to buy with actual money.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Apparently the Apple Point-of-Sale system is sophisticated enough to detect if someone buys lots of iPhones, but not capable of giving me the academic discount.<\/p>\n<p>Back at my hometown Apple Store I&#8217;ve watched customers turned away for trying to pay cash for an iPhone even when purchasing other items as well. Using legal United States tender is some sort of no-no for iPhone customers!<\/p>\n<p>I realize that people are hacking the iPhone, but do not understand why that is a problem for Apple. Even if they lose the kickback they may receive from AT&#038;T, they still made money on the device.<\/p>\n<p>As an Apple stockholder who lost more 1\/3 of value since January, I want Apple to make lots of midnight iPhone sales. 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