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Although it would be insensitive to use violent rhetoric this week, I have a few wishes for Sunday…<\/p>\n

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  1. \"\"<\/a>I hope the New England Patriots get so caught-up watching stolen Jets film that they forget it’s game time!<\/li>\n
  2. I hope the New England Patriots eat a bad batch of baked beans and tainted scrod at their team dinner.<\/li>\n
  3. I hope the New England Patriots are detained by Sgt. James Crowley while entering their own homes Sunday.<\/li>\n
  4. I hope the New England Patriots throw their backs out shoveling their driveways.<\/li>\n
  5. I hope the New England Patriots have to wait at home Sunday for the cable guy.<\/li>\n
  6. I hope the New England Patriots have to appear in court Sunday to make their child support payments.<\/li>\n
  7. I hope the spleens of the New England Patriots spontaneously fall out of the bodies.<\/li>\n
  8. I hope the New England Patriots slip and fall on a really big banana peel. That would be so hilarious!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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    J-E-T-S! Jets! Jets! Jets!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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