My Fellow Americans! You Have a Right to Free Coffee!


C’mon Patriots!

Starbucks is giving a free cup of coffee to American voters.

Get your free cuppa and then get back in line for more! It’s the patriotic thing to do!

I’m pleased to announce Stager’s Electoral Coffee Challenge.

The person who produces a web site proffering evidence of the most free Starbucks snagged for free on election day will receive a $20 Starbucks gift card courtesy of Comrade Stager.

Deadline midnight Pacific Time November 4th. One winner will be selected by yours truly.

Don’t just sit there! Go get your hanging chad caffeinated!


2 Responses to “My Fellow Americans! You Have a Right to Free Coffee!”
  1. LindaX says:

    fools! we need that coffee DURING the stand in line to vote, not after. I bought my buckies on the way to vote. Maybe I’ll use my “I voted” sticker for an afternoon pick me up.